I won’t lie: the main reason I’m making this joke is so I can also post this:

I don’t even like the song, or watch Star Trek, but I still found this hilarious.

Also: Facebook! I’m going to need advice on a few things in the not too distant future, and it’s the Facebook fans who’ll get to have their say. They may also get bonus comics or random sketches soon, who can say? Well, I could, but I won’t. You must find out for yourselves.